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  I asked, “What do you say?”

  We haggled a bit and came to terms. I got in the car beside Jonas.

  “So,” Jonas finally said, “a priest, a minister, and the Dalai Lama.”

  “Sorry about that. I was improvising. Here’s a joke I do know. What do you call a thousand lawyers, buried up to their necks, at the bottom of the ocean?”

  “I don’t know. What?”

  “A good start,” I told him.

  From his bitter laugh, I guessed that Jonas, too, had had a run-in with lawyers.

  * * * *

  We rode in silence, apart from tinkly harpsichord music, to a seedy, light-industrial neighborhood. Jonas parked outside a wooden warehouse, its paint cracked and peeling, the name of a defunct moving-and-storage company faded almost to illegibility. I began my first chore: toting in the boxes and bags that filled the station wagon. Wherever Jonas shopped, it wasn’t the mall. As for his so-called workshop, it dwarfed my house.

  The four-bedroom colonial I had once owned, not the dingy, little more than a closet that I rented in a transient hotel.

  Grime coated the warehouse floor, and slogging along we added to the already innumerable shoeprints. Oscillating fans stirred the dust. More dust danced and sparkled in the sunbeams slicing down from windows beneath the eaves.

  The ceiling was at least twenty feet over my head. Along one edge of the cavernous space, above a glass-walled row of mostly vacant offices, was a partial second story accessible from one end by a cargo elevator and from the other end by a narrow flight of well-worn wooden stairs. Paint lay so thickly on the treads as to almost mask the gaps between planks. Beneath the stairway, strata upon strata of paper sheets, flapping to the back-and-forth cycling of the fans, covered a long corkboard.

  Jonas had not been kidding about high-voltage stuff. Opposite the offices, within a padlocked, chain-link enclosure, was what looked like a Dominion Power substation. Something inside the fence put out a tooth-rattling bass hum. Fat insulated cables snaking along the concrete floor supplied power from within the cage to—I had no idea what.

  Gray cabinets, many with their doors hanging open, lined the remaining two walls. In a corner, amid heaps of scavenged electronics, were two freestanding metal strongboxes each the size of a file drawer. I couldn’t imagine what Jonas imagined anyone might want to steal from here.

  Computers, instruments, and tools covered the tops and lower shelves of a dozen wooden workbenches; more gear overflowed into the aisles aboard wheeled carts. Colored wire, as abundant as tinsel on a Christmas tree, hung everywhere.

  Needles leapt and twitched, digital readouts blinked, and weird shapes morphed and spun on large displays. Of the instruments near enough to read, about half showed the current time. I thought nothing of it: half the gadgets in my former home doubled as clocks, too.

  This was some workshop.

  “So are you a mad scientist?” I asked him.

  “Not yet. Just peevish.”

  Taking the hint, I finished unloading the station wagon without asking anything more personal than, “Where do you want this?” (I staggered under a couple of the boxes, but didn’t ask for help. If my new boss hadn’t noticed that I was a runt, I saw no reason to bring it to his attention.) When I encountered a chicken-wire pen with four guinea pigs, I told myself these were pets, not, well, guinea pigs.

  Chore two, long overdue, was mopping. Wash water turned black within minutes; I rolled my bucket to and from the single utility sink as much as I swabbed. I hadn’t finished half the floor—what showed of it—when Jonas was ready to drop me off. Apart from muttering as he tinkered, his words incomprehensible when they weren’t inaudible, he had had nothing to say about what he did.

  The good news was, he paid everything to which we had agreed and tossed in a couple extra bucks for my dinner. The better news was, he wanted me back the next day.

  * * * *

  As I scraped and scrubbed the biology experiment that had once been a refrigerator, Jonas stopped mumbling to himself long enough to comment, “You do good work.” He retreated into a cluster of bench equipment faster than I, in my surprise, could summon a thank-you.

  It was our third day together, and I still had no idea what he did, or why his “workshop” brimmed with clocks and computers, or why he had enough smoke detectors, their boxes sealed, to fill a cabinet. Though he muttered as he worked, I wasn’t often close enough to make it out. When I could hear, I still made no sense of it. I’d never heard of entropy, tachyons, isotope separation, or recombinant DNA.

  When he took a break from his work it was to surf the web; he still muttered, only louder. From time to time he’d print off an item, highlight or underline or circle all over it, and pin it with the collection already on the corkboard. The printouts, at least, I sometimes understood: ways in which the world was going to hell.

  If Jonas wasn’t a mad scientist, he had advanced beyond peeved.

  The next day, as I shuttled old gadgets from his scrap heap to shelves I’d improvised from concrete blocks and boards, Jonas looked my way to ask, “What did you do before?”

  I didn’t care to share, but neither could I afford, however metaphorically, to bite the hand that fed me. And Jonas was decent enough, in his mad-scientist way. That morning he’d sent me with a twenty to buy pizza for our lunch. When I offered him his change, he’d waved it off.

  Before was nonspecific enough to leave some wiggle room without, quite, lying.

  “I was in banking,” I told him. That answer satisfied most people. Between the housing bubble going pop and the Great Recession, banks had done plenty of downsizing.

  “Where you worked as?” Jonas asked.

  “A clerical,” I equivocated.

  Because mortgage workers didn’t get much sympathy. Notaries who certified robo-signed eviction notices got none.

  Never mind that I either approved everything as I was told or got fired. Never mind that the homeowners involved were invariably months behind in their payments. Never mind that the lawyer who managed the delinquent-accounts department, who demanded we dispose of thousands of bad loans every month, got off with a tsk and a fat severance package.

  Britney had been shocked—shocked!—to find out what her trusted assistant had done.

  There wasn’t as much as a tweet to show what she had ordered me to do. She’d always given orders verbally.

  “Clerical,” Jonas repeated. “I can see that. You’re organized. Very systematic.”

  Doubtless why I’d made such a good prison librarian. Notary fraud is a felony.

  “Thank you,” I said, wishing he’d drop the subject.

  And then Jonas surprised me. He said, “I don’t keep records very well.”

  Big surprise.

  He seemed on the verge of adding something, and then thought better of it. “When you’ve finished clearing that pile of old gear, we’ll call it a day. Tomorrow, you can organize the storerooms upstairs.”

  * * * *

  On the eighth day, Jonas reached a decision.

  “Look, Peter, I need a regular assistant. You can see as much. You’re hardworking and surely capable of more than I’ve asked of you so far.

  “The thing is, my funds are limited. Suppose we stop the day-at-a-time arrangement and I set you up rent-free in a room upstairs. Same pay, still off the books, and I’ll furnish all your meals.”

  Saving me the daily rent I’d been paying on the rathole where I was living, not to mention that any of the second-story rooms I’d emptied out would be larger. Jonas, I’d found, already lived in a room upstairs. I was tempted. But—

  “I’ll need to know a few things before making this permanent,” I said. “Respectfully, how do you pay for this?” And for how long could he afford to keep paying? It wasn’t like I’d seen a customer, or that we were in a high-rent district. These might be hard times for mad scientists, too.

  And I’d learned a hard lesson on the limits to trust.

  “I’m
not rich,” Jonas admitted. “I’m not without resources, either. The lease here is prepaid for another fourteen months by an NSF grant I used to have. Most of this equipment is castoffs, from my colleagues at the university. For day to day expenses, I have some savings.”

  “You’re affiliated with the university? Which one?”

  “Smithson-Briarwood,” he said, not meeting my eye. “To be more precise, my former colleagues.”

  Expired grant. Former colleagues. Old enough, no doubt, for tenure, and yet…

  Jonas sighed. “You’re right to be skeptical. My research is…unorthodox. I admit it. But I’m close, Peter. I’m close. And when I succeed”—he gestured grandly at the clutter all around—“everything will become so much better.”

  “What is your research?” I asked. It was politer than either question I wanted to ask: How much in savings? What happened to your grant?

  “It’s quite abstruse physics. Look, I can promise you this. If my savings run out, you can continue living here rent-free while the lease lasts.”

  “And you’ll put that in writing?”

  He nodded.

  Somehow, I had to ask. “Abstruse physics. How will that make everything better?”

  His face reddened, and I feared that I’d gone too far.

  “I was just curious,” I backpedaled. “It doesn’t matter.” As the silence stretched, I sweated.

  “My peers didn’t understand.” I sensed Jonas answered himself, not me. “So much rides on this, and yet they mocked my theories as foolish. Mocked me. Conspired to usurp my grant.”

  “So I think we have an agreement,” I told him.

  “No one’s books are perfect,” he droned on to himself. “Of course they found an irregularity or two. The excuse they were searching for to reclaim my funding.”

  “Auditors?” I guessed.

  His eyes snapped back into focus and he noticed me again. “Yes, the damn auditors. I appealed their ruling, for all the good it did me. When they denied my appeal I tried taking them to court, only to be told the matter was between me and the NSF.”

  I recalled how bitterly Jonas had laughed that first day at my lawyer joke. It seemed we had more in common that I would have guessed.

  I told my boss, “I’ll move in tomorrow.”

  CHAPTER 2

  My first few days living in the warehouse, I spoke more to the guinea pigs than with Jonas. I got to know the manager at the local bodega and the counter staff at the nearby eateries from which I picked up our takeout. I started flirting with the cute blond cashier, she of the most striking green eyes, at the 7-Eleven.

  Whereas Jonas, after I moved in, hardly ever left the building.

  Perhaps that was why, at long last, Jonas ceased his muttering and emerged from among his clustered workbenches to ask, “Do you ever wonder?”

  Amid the monotony of my duties, I did little but wonder: about the shambles my life had become. About the choices I’d made, and that Amy, my ex, had made. About what Amy was doing now, and with whom. About the dreary and lonesome existence stretching ahead of me. I wondered if my scuzzball former boss was lolling on a beach, sipping mai tais.

  None of which I was about to share.

  “Sure,” I told Jonas.

  “Maybe the world doesn’t need to be this messed up.”

  If the world would leave me alone, I would gladly return the favor. I said, “Maybe some things are meant to be.”

  “Fate?” Jonas looked disappointed. “God’s will? Karma? Here I thought you were an educated man.”

  Did I believe in fate? Or did I only wish I did? How liberating it would be to blame forces bigger than myself for my failings. Because then they wouldn’t be my failings, would they?

  None of which I was about to share.

  “Not all education is the same,” I said. “You scientists learn to ask why things work. Engineers learn to ask how things work. Accountants learn to ask how much things cost.”

  “And English majors? What do you learn?”

  “To ask, ‘Do you want fries with that?’”

  Jonas chuckled, but I hadn’t diverted him. He tried again. “But maybe the world doesn’t need to be this messed up.”

  Forget fate, I thought. Just look at human nature. Evenings, if I took the time to surf the news, now that I again had access to the net, the world seemed pretty determined to go to hell.

  What was on Jonas’s mind today? Economies in freefall? Climate change? Nuclear proliferation? Terrorism? Narco-states? On his wall of woes, all had a prominent place.

  “What do you mean?” I asked.

  Jonas followed my glance to his corkboard. “Suppose someone knew what was coming. Would we listen?”

  Had I believed anyone ever listened, I would have been a whistleblower instead of a patsy. Or maybe my character flaw was the lack of guts, not a lack of belief. Either way, I had held my tongue and held onto my paycheck for a few more months, while Britney’s orders outvoted my conscience.

  Still, talking about most anything would beat the customary grim silence and nonstop introspection.

  “The problem is, no one knows.” I gestured, vaguely, toward his corkboard. “The world is full of so-called experts who claim to know best, and who don’t agree on the time of day.”

  A sad smile flickered over Jonas’s face. “No, they don’t.” When I didn’t comment, he turned back toward the workbenches and his whatever-it-was.

  Suddenly I was loath to let our first real, however vapid, conversation end. To Jonas, but really talking to myself, I said, “We don’t need more experts. We need a do-over.”

  “Exactly,” he said. “Suppose you could warn the world about Hitler in 1938. Not that he was an evil, ambitious man, or that he meant to start a terrible war—but that he had started a war. That millions died. That the whole political order of Europe was shattered, and that as a result, the communists occupied half the continent to enslave millions more. Would you?”

  I’d been giving fresh food and water to the guinea pigs when all this started. Much to Jonas’s amusement, I had given them names. I finished, latched the cage door, and stood.

  “That’s tricky,” I said. “Stop Hitler and what else do you alter? Millions of lives saved, sure, but billions of lives changed.”

  “Not so tricky,” Jonas said, glowering. “Not for everyone. If you came from Poland, it would be easy. Between the Nazis and the Russians, one out of six Poles died during World War II. For decades after, the communists oppressed and impoverished those who had survived.”

  Anger brought out the accent I had almost ceased to notice. From the short letter that passed for a contract between us, entitling me to live upstairs for the next fourteen months, I had learned Jonas’s full name. His family name was Gorski. I wondered when, and under what circumstances, he had moved to this country.

  “Or I could go back to my youth,” I said, changing the subject without too overtly changing the subject. If Jonas had the locks changed while I was out running an errand, what could I do? Hire a lawyer? “I’d teach my younger self everything I’ve learned about women. It wouldn’t take long.”

  I laughed at myself. After a second Jonas joined in.

  But I kept picturing my younger self meeting the near-indigent I had become. I couldn’t imagine that overconfident, snot-nosed teen listening. Or me of a year—and a lifetime—earlier, either.

  Did Jonas wish he could tell his earlier self to take better care of his grant’s finances? Or to choose a research topic more respectable than whatever it was he did do? Or to seek friends beyond his circle of fickle colleagues?

  As Jonas went back to his enigmatic task, I couldn’t help feeling there was something more that he had wanted to discuss.

  * * * *

  For all its awkwardness, the stop-Hitler-early conversation had knocked down the wall between us. That afternoon as we worked, we talked baseball. That evening, in the former break room become our improvised kitchen, we discussed music over pizza
and beer. But when Jonas began frothing about a financial crisis, this latest one, apparently, embroiling Europe, I nodded along and concentrated on my beer. Whatever had gone wrong with Greece’s debt, no one could fault me.

  The next day, as I cleared breakfast dishes from the workbench that served as our dinette table, Jonas talked about entropy. Whatever that was. Something to do with his abstruse physics, I guessed. He’d mumbled to himself about entropy often enough.

  This once he noticed my blank expression. “Disorder, if you will.”

  “If I will what?”

  Jonas shook his head, smiling. “Think of entropy as measuring the homogeneity of a system.”

  “That doesn’t help,” I said.

  A coffee mug sat on a workbench beside him. He pointed. “There’s milk in my coffee. It’s well mixed, making the color within the mug uniform.”

  “Uh-huh.”

  He persisted. “The coffee is hot. At a molecular level the coffee and milk are rushing about. Despite that random motion, you never see milk gathering itself and the rest of the cup’s contents turning black. Entropy is why not.”

  I frowned, trying to puzzle that out. “It’s some kind of force that operates on milk?”

  “Only metaphorically,” Jonas said. “The force of numbers. There are countless ways for the milk and coffee to arrange themselves in which the fluids remain blended. The arrangements in which milk and coffee have separated are vastly fewer.”

  “But it could happen,” I challenged.

  “It could.” He stroked his chin pensively. Deciding whether to go on or cut his losses? “You’re familiar with the physicist Murray Gell-Mann?”

  I’d heard of Einstein and Newton and an Italian. It took me a moment to retrieve that name, Galileo. I had my doubts I knew any other physicists. “I don’t think so.”

  “No matter.” Perhaps not, but Jonas looked thwarted. “Gell-Mann once said, ‘That which is not forbidden is mandatory.’”

  “So we should be seeing milk separate?”

  “Yes, but not in our lifetimes,” Jonas said. “Gell-Mann’s domain was particle physics. I don’t know that he ever thought about milk dispersing. The thing is…”